Filed under: road racing | Tags: Allan, Amanda, Applebee's, Chelsea, Chris, collegiate cycling, Columbia University, Dana, ECCC, Grant's Tomb, Jaime, Karl, Matt, Stevens Institute of Technology, Susie, Women's B

Another semi-decent weather weekend down in Dirty Jersey! Temps hit the 50’s and the races were rain free. Karl, Dana, Matt and Chris all scored points this weekend. Matt also got a fancy beard trimmer for silky smooth legs. Allan unretired from collegiate cycling and competed in the Men’s 3/4 and B races. Columbia lied about having food vendors at the race. Amanda celebrated her Friday the 13th birthday by doing body shots off Applebee’s hottest waiter. And I consumed approximately 400 calories in cough drops in two days (where’s the low-cal option? Two words: White. Spandex.)
Results from the Columbia Crit at Grant’s Tomb are here.
Results from the Stevens Crit can be found here.

Ever wonder what happens during an all-girls slumber party? Trust me, there are no pillow fights with those sketchy Motel 6 linens. Here’s what you missed:
“It’s more fun to tell people they’re wrong.” -Amanda
“Maybe that’s why you have no friends.” -Susie

Magic eye according to Chelsea
“I am so good at those magic eye things. Like oh, a planet. Oh, a chicken finger.” -Chelsea
“When you say vacuum it looks like I love you.” -Amanda
“Don’t you mean olive juice?” -Jaime
“I’m not gonna lie, I’ve sprayed Febreze in the air and walked through it.” -Chelsea
[Jaime walks into the room and hears the topic of Febreze being discussed]
[Condescending tone] “So in high school I totally knew this girl who used to use Febreze as a perfume.” -Jaime, unaware of Chelsea’s previous statement
“Where do baby carrots come from?” -Jaime
Answer: Thank you Wikipedia. Naturally, the next question was how baby corn was made. Again, Wiki knows all.
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Pics are on the way. If you took any from this weekend (ahem, Arjun and Karl), please upload to Facebook and/or Picasa.
- Dana
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i’m cracking up right now. i love the magic eye picture!! ha
Comment by Amanda 03/15/2009 @ 9:39 PMmatt also scored points this weekend in the stevens crit with an 8th place finish!
Comment by Amanda 03/16/2009 @ 12:43 PMupdated. more points!
Comment by dana 03/16/2009 @ 1:35 PM[...] Cycling weekend recap [...]
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